How To: Get Dirt in Your Diaper

Step 1: Find a nice comfy spot on the ground.
Step 2: Sift the dirt through your fingers. The looser the dirt, the better.
Step 3: Pour it all over your head. This works best if you have a full head of hair.
Step 4: Make sure your legs are completely covered in dirt to ensure it enters your diaper.

**Bonus points if you manage to eat the dirt without being found out. If you're caught, cry and look cute.