How To: Get Dirt in Your Diaper

Step 1: Find a nice comfy spot on the ground.
Step 2: Sift the dirt through your fingers. The looser the dirt, the better.
Step 3: Pour it all over your head. This works best if you have a full head of hair.
Step 4: Make sure your legs are completely covered in dirt to ensure it enters your diaper.

**Bonus points if you manage to eat the dirt without being found out. If you're caught, cry and look cute.

How To: Properly Stick a Sticker

Step 1: Grab sticker. 
Step 2: Place on paper (preferably one on top of another.)
Step 3: Use pointer finger to press all edges down firmly.
Step 4: Congratulate yourself! 

How To: Eat an Apple

S demonstrates how to eat an entire apple...stem and all. Her great-grandpa Jones would be proud.